You French Kissed My Best Friend
by Mindy Raf

To live is to die
So why live, why?
To sleep is to dream
So why dream, why?
To eat is to get fat
I'm
So
Fat

I HATE YOU!
     I LOVE YOU!
I HATE YOU!
     I LOVE YOU!

I hate that I love you
      I love that I hate you

You are a sumo wrestler
Tap dancing on my heart

You are dead goldfish
Floating through my mind

You are an exterminator
Poisoning my soul

  I'm
  So
Fat